Californian night blogger. I am 23-years-old. I received my Bachelor's in Justice Administration and am looking forward to law school. I served 5 years in the United States Marine Corps and got out as a Sergeant. Disclaimer: All asks will be published at my discretion. The sender may ask them not to be answered publicly. Cishet woman, white, pro-choice, antitheist, feminist. 꽤 잘 한국어를하는 방법을 배웠지만 지금은 많이 잊어 버린다. ㅠ.ㅠ

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

seliphra:

I want to watch something, what should I watch?

Fox and the Hound.

Treasure Planet.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

the-treble:

the-treble:

you know it’s bad when you’re like, “What did I do for New Years? ……………………….

………………………………………

…………………………………………………….

……………

fuck I don’t remember. Like at all.”

Like I don’t remember who I was with or where I was… fuck.

Oh wait, that was the night I shook that punk bitch for calling us all names.

the-treble:

you know it’s bad when you’re like, “What did I do for New Years? ……………………….

………………………………………

…………………………………………………….

……………

fuck I don’t remember. Like at all.”

Like I don’t remember who I was with or where I was… fuck.

you know it’s bad when you’re like, “What did I do for New Years? ……………………….

………………………………………

…………………………………………………….

……………

fuck I don’t remember. Like at all.”

Emma, you’re playing the character of Gwen Stacy. According to comic books, she majored in Biochemistry. So, my question is this: In Biochemistry, what is an activated complex?

Where are the questions for RDJ about Tony Stark’s work?

Oh wait.

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 





seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”
Me: “Lies!”
Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”
Me: “LIES!”
Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”
Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

Me: “Lies!”

Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

Me: “LIES!”

Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

*AHEM* Story time

Alright, so Sunday was my friend’s birthday celebration. We started getting day drunk poolside at somebody’s house. Right before we went out to dinner, I heard a song that reminded me of my best guy friend (it has his name in the title). I wound up texting him.

"Hey man, _____ is having her birthday in May. Pool party. Ride the BART down to Millbrae and I’ll pick your ass up if I have to."

He responds that that sounds cool or whatever and he’s down. Now, we’ve reached the restaurant at this point. We order a bowl of alcohol and we all start suckin’ it down. In fact, one of the girls and I have a competition to see who can drink the most out of it. Bad idea.

Anyway, just some quick back story. My dude friend was dating this girl from South Africa. She started hinting that she didn’t want him to hang out with me anymore so he started getting distant. Finally she broke up with him for whatever reason like, the beginning of March, but then started trying to come crawling back and begging his forgiveness. Now, not to mention, she is also totally fucking racist. Huge racist. Not even apologetic. Hates black people. Why my friend is dating her… well, because she’s hot and he doesn’t care. *Eye roll* Anyway, she started putting pictures of them together #boyfriend on Instagram and Facebook about two weeks ago but I didn’t want to be that creepy chick friend who is like, “ARE YOU BACK TOGETHER?!?!” so I didn’t say anything.

Cue me getting enough liquid courage to type…

"So are you back together with that whore supremacist? Because Facebook says so."

Read that slowly. Instead of typing “white” I fucked up enough that my phone wound up autocorrecting to “whore.” Almost immediately he responds with “I don’t know who you’re talking about, I don’t have a whore in my life. But if you mean ____, yes, we’re back together.”

Okay, so at this point, I apologize but then I wind up blacking out. Of course our conversation continued a little bit with me just becoming completely incoherent.

I wake up the next morning in bed and roll over to check my phone. I remember accidentally typing “whore” and was also surprised to find the continued conversation. Talk about embarrassing. Completely mortified.

I texted him apologizing and he told me, “Nah, it’s cool. It’s only that _____ saw your text. In fact, we were having a serious conversation about our relationship when you texted. You have impeccable timing.” NOW I FEEL EVEN WORSE. So I say sorry again and he tells me to stop tripping and that it’s okay.

I take a deep breath, gather up my things from my friend’s house and drive home. I wait a few more hours before finally getting the courage to send one final apology.

"Hey, I just wanted to say I am really really sorry for texting that she was a whore supremacist. You know me, super feminist, doesn’t care what people do with their sex lives. I should have been much more careful, in fact, I shouldn’t have even been talking about her. And if it doesn’t cause any more drama, I’m sorry to you AND her."

He again told me to stop tripping but that he was grateful for the apology and then I deleted the entire conversation and I’m going to pretend it never happened.

When I told my boyfriend about the whore/white fuck up, he started laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe. Then I caught him up on how I apologized and he was like, “But you didn’t apologize for calling her a white supremacist?” And I was like, “Fuck no, because she’s racist as shit and I don’t feel bad for calling that shit out.” He laughed and said, “Fair enough.”

So, there you have it. One of the most embarrassing drunk text conversations I’ve ever had.

ps. I blacked out at the restaurant, but apparently we paid and then went downtown to my friend’s bar and I was sipping on water all night and ordering my other super drunk friend as well. I am apparently very functional and responsible while black out. Except when it comes to texting.

thirteenny:

Meet the real men and women that inspired some of our favorite #MadMen characters: http://bit.ly/1kjtJfV

thirteenny:

Meet the real men and women that inspired some of our favorite #MadMen characters: http://bit.ly/1kjtJfV

Do you follow allot of movies or comic books at all?

Nope.

I just woke up. Did you all hear about east Ukraine and wanting to force Jewish people to register??

paintchipsfromthewall:

kaddy-kablamo:

wifigirl2080:

weloveblackgirlsssss:

This is one of the most amazing,talented,strong mind person her name is domineque banks she passed away April 9th,2014 from lupus she was 27.
We need help with her funeral and cremation costs
Please help go to (https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/rmd4/in memory of domineque banks)

One of my favorite YouTuber she inspired me to go natural domineque aka.long hairdontcare2011

Damn 😢

YOU NOT SERIOUS AND I WAS WATCHING HER CHANNEL AND I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY SHE HADN’T UPLOADED IN A WHILE

noooooooooooo way.

Rest In Peace :[ 

I am really sad to hear, this , boost for her funeral fund.

 
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